Wednesday, July 29, 2009

NENEK JUAL KEROPOK IS REAL!

NENEK JUAL KEROPOK IS REAL!

Firstly I'd like to say:
'Fuck You!' to all those who have believed in the stupid Nenek Jual Keropok story.

why?

Cos it's utter crap.

We shouldn't be going around believing every single story told to us. Especially not one about a cranky old lady who has a failing cracker business and resorts to cursing random households to earn enough to feed her Pontianak.

Now hear me out for abit.

  • WHAT IF? that old lady really does exist, BUT she's really ttying to make an honest living by selling her keropok. She has to earn enough to feed her 3 grandchildren and/or to pay rent. None of you fuckers out there are giving her any business because, some dumbass superstitious prick sent a few bad smses...
    It could be that her keropoks were really bad, somehow, but noooooooo. Somebody HAD to make up a story about it being cursed and all.
    FUCK YOU.

  • WHAT IF? it was all a marketing scheme, to get more listeners to tune in to Misteri Jam 12? I mean, it could've started out as a joke or something, just for entertainment, but turns out, there really was an old lady selling keropok. Now nobody will buy any from her.
    FUCK YOU.

  • WHAT IF? She really was an carrying an evil spirit and out to curse every home out there. Then what? What were we taught in Religious class? That no man, creature, ghost or any form is bigger or stronger than the one who created it. Don't tell me all those homes with a strong religious foundation will get attacked too? And those homes with religiously inclined decoration, ayat ni la, ayat tu la, they will get attacked too? The people who regularly pray and what not, they will get attacked too? WHY? Cos they didn't want to buy Keropok?!?!?!? Kirakan ape? This pontianak is waaaaayyyy stronger than all your teachings, all your beliefs, and your God!
    You're letting an SMS get the best of your FAITH.
    I'm not a religious person at all. You might even call me an agnostic. But I respect the religious teachings, and c'mon la, this is no way to act...
    FUCK YOU.

  • WHAT IF? There was no nenek selling keropok at all. No ghost. No pontianak. No stale keropok.
    You guys just bought the most lame ass keropok ever.
    FUCK YOU!

Some of you even go as far as saying

"ooohh, my uncle's house got hit!"
"my mom's friend encountered it!"
"yesterday there was an old nenek knocking on my door!"
"my friend's cousin's brother's girlfriend's mom's husband's house got visited by her!"

Have any of you actually SEEN the old lady?
or better still,
BOUGHT the keropok?
How many of your homes actually got haunted by a Pontianak?
Shouldn't you all be dead by now?

Some I even ask,
"When she came knocking, what did you do?"

And they answer:
"I didn't open the door lah! You think I stupid issit?"

YES YOU ARE!!!!
If you never opened the door, how in the world would you have known that it was her?

Probably it was some distant relative who came by for a visit. But nooooo, you couldn't let her in.
Didn't matter if the person at your door was bleeding from the hips from a car accident, nooooo, you couldn't open the door...

Or she really was an old lady selling keropok, for Pertapis or Boy's Home or something. Just not the Pontianak keropok lady.
FUCK YOU!



Then there are some of you, who tell me, after I've expressed my views on the subject,
"What if it's real azhar?"

What do you mean what if it's real? To be asking such a question is a waste of time, cos obviously you never took the effort to think things through.
You just jump to the 'what if it's real' conclusion.

okay, so what if it's real?
You all die la.

BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW IT'S REAL!!!
Sacrifice one to save 4 million Singaporeans.
okay wat.


I urge you people to think properly.
We all live in this modern world,
where the paper chase is the most important thing.
We go to school, try to get diplomas and degrees.
And we pride ourselves for being smart.
But nobody seems to be using their brain.
THINK THINK THINK!!!!

This kind of mentality is the same kind which fuels racism, sexism and all other kinds of biasness in this world.
You don't know the whole truth, but you jump to conclusions, you sterotype.
You ruin reputations.
Think about it.

Lastly. I found this.
http://cyberita.asia1.com.sg/msingapura/story/0,6879,146003-1248731940,00.html?
go read it.

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